• me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
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ich hab gerade so bock dich unter meine Decke zu ziehen und mich an dich ranzukuscheln, oh gott

(via drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts)

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts)

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One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her. (via justviviann)

(Source: ashleeeyyyyx3, via callydope)

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